Things Never Work Out the Way You Thought They Would

The older I get, the more things I end up doing that I said I would never do.

I am never going to work outside of the home once I have children.

Wrong.

I am never going to get divorced.

Wrong as of Dec. 27, 2000.

I am never going to buy shoes that look like this. ( I know you can't really tell from the picture, but those suckers are pointy!)

You guessed it -- wrong.

I am never going to put those headband bows in my daughter's hair. They are tacky.


Wrong once more. But I won't apologize for it. She looks completely adorable. Admit it.